Clarissa Dickson Wright

It’s all over when The Fat Lady no longer zings  

Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmerelda Dickson Wright passed away. You might know her better as half the hosts of TV's "Two Fat Ladies," specialists in cooking and mischief. 

Wright and co-host Jennifer Paterson drove around the countryside in a motorcyle and a sidebar. 

Wright plowed through her 2.8 million pound inheritance on gin, champagne, yachts and private plane travel when that much money could buy 10 times more of g, c, y and ppt.

She was the youngest woman barrister admitted to the English bar and out-ranked future prime minister Tony Blair at their law firm. 

Wright once had sex with an MP she refused to name behind the Speaker's chair in the House of Commons.