Some headlines for you to read

       
Man  Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and  Daughter  
Is that possible?      
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Something  Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert  Says  
      No  , really? Ya think?  
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Police  Begin Campaign to Run Down  Jaywalkers  
       Now that's taking things a bit  far!  

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  Panda  Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes  Over  
       What a guy!  
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Miners  Refuse to Work after Death  
No-good-for-nothing'  lazy so-and-so's!  
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Juvenile  Court to Try Shooting  Defendant  
See  if that works any better than a fair  trial!  
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War  Dims Hope for Peace  
I  can see where it might have that  effect!  
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If  Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last  Awhile  
   Ya think?!  
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Cold  Wave Linked to  Temperatures  
      Who would have thought!  
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Enfield  ( London ) Couple  Slain; Police Suspect  Homicide     
They  may be on to something!  
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Red  Tape Holds Up New  Bridges  
      You mean there's something stronger than duct  tape? 
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Man  Struck By Lightning: Faces  Battery  Charge  
     He probably IS the battery  charge!  
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New  Study of Obesity Looks for  Larger Test  Group  
Weren't  they fat enough?!  
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Astronaut  Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft    
That's  what he gets for eating those  beans!  
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Kids  Make Nutritious Snacks  
       Do they taste like chicken?  ----------------------------------------------------------------    

 Local   High  School Dropouts Cut  in Half  
       Chainsaw Massacre all over  again!  
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Hospitals  are Sued by 7 Foot  Doctors  
       Boy, are they tall!  
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And  the winner is....  
Typhoon  Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds  Dead 
    
     Did I read that right?