Clothes fit for a car

A reprint from the February 1973 issue of Tower Topics:

Meet Bill Kezziah, mild-mannered city desk reporter.

Bill, a practical man of sorts, likes cigars, kids, dirty books and Porsches. He's fiercely protective of his possessions, being the hardnosed realist that he is, so when Winter approached Bill thought it appropriate to rig some type of shelter for his Porsche, housed on the uppermost deck of the BJ parking deck.

The result of his efforts, as you can see, is an ugly, fitted coverup made from an old mattress pad Blll scrounged from the City Jail storeroom. "It's functional," he claims. "Cars are Just like human beings; they, too, need a lot of care and affection." Or something like that.